Mom- The first of her name, Survivor of Meteors, Queen of Blivets, Queen of
Dinosaurs, Khaleesi of birds of prey, Breaker of Balls.
If it wasn’t for Mom keeping track of our shenanigans we would be lost. When she isn’t
trying to sell her undergarments to our listeners, she’s inviting every Tom, Dick and Harry over
for the holidays for MILF and cookies.
“Holy fucking nippledick”
“Keeping the up with the station staff is like herding cats”
“It sucks to suck”
“Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, I was drunk.”
Mom, Administrative Assistant