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Spanky


Spanky, twin beauty of the Front desk.  You can pay her in snacks, Jameson, and Diet Coke.  If you don’t have any of the above, she’ll fight you.  Don’t get her blonde hair twisted – she’s smarter than you. She can cook meat better than a man and has a split personality on the road called “The BUCK.” Don’t piss her off. She’ll run over you.  She’ll still lay with Prince’s ghost in the biblical sense.
Message to the mentally disturbed:

Don’t kill yourself
Or anyone else
Stay here with us
Your time to shine is coming
Trust

Spanky,